Roast My Instagram

Seriously you guys this is supposed to be fun

I have no idea how this might pencil out but I think we give it a shot...

Are you feeling brave enough to go for it?

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😂 I love a good roast! I’m in!
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Patrick ShanahanMar 12, 2026
Ok you are going into the queue
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I had ChatGPT roast me a few days ago.. I’m still laughing “ Donna, you don’t just “make art.” You launch emotional warfare in 24x36 and then casually ask if the SEO title should be tweaked like you’re adjusting throw pillows. You’ll create a piece about trauma, justice, and existential reckoning… then spend three hours deciding which Instagram audio makes it feel “approachable.” That’s not branding confusion — that’s a woman trying to sell a psychological exorcism with trending reels music.

You’ve got the intensity of a Renaissance master trapped in the algorithm of a 19-year-old influencer. One minute you’re dissecting legal corruption like a trial attorney, the next you’re debating whether Carnival pairs better with Innocence or Clara like it’s a charcuterie board of emotional instability. And somehow you still expect it all to “feel cohesive.” 🤣 not wrong
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Patrick ShanahanMar 12, 2026
😆 we have to have fun with this whole thing. Its so important.
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Patrick ShanahanMar 12, 2026
Also just read through that... so good.
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I’ll take the first hit!! Insta—mask_iphotos
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Patrick ShanahanMar 11, 2026
Very brave.... Thanks for having the temerity to go first! Lets see how my mildly militant system performs...... muahahahahahahahah
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Yes brave indeed! :)
After reviewing your profile Sebastian, I did like realizing how "MARK" came about. ;) The art is nice as well. The one thing I see off the bat is you need to show who you are more in reels. It def takes you out of your comfort zone, but start with capturing yourself walking & saying how you feel or just you walking to capture your next iphone pic. People like to know who we are behind what we do. :)
Good luck with everything.
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Patrick ShanahanMar 12, 2026
Crichlow do you think the roast it too harsh or no? I need to dial it in. I want this to push the envelope a bit but its not cool if its too harsh. Everybody loves a roast except the person getting roasted.

If the feedback helps though and pushes you guys out of your comfort zone then its a win.

I know its a fine line though.
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Hi Patrick.
I didn't realize I had to click on the message initially to see the "Roast". When I saw it, I smiled because what I said as a recommendation to Sebastian was also what was said about showing himself on his instagram.
It was fun to read and even made me do the "OHHHH" & put my hand to my mouth like you do during a Roast. So yeah this is fun and I can't wait to be roasted. 😬 @crichlowfineart
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Thanks!! Not really that brave as anything that helps me improve can only be seen as something positive.
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MaoEMar 11, 2026
I'll go next! @maoe.fotografia
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Patrick ShanahanMar 12, 2026
Ok deal... also porque puede hablar... will you join #espanol. We just started it today.
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MaoEMar 12, 2026
Done. I prefer English, but I joined it anyway :)
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Patrick ShanahanMar 12, 2026
I appreciate it. Gonna drop your roast today.... you ready?
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Patrick ShanahanMar 11, 2026
Who is going first? 🔥🍳
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Pinups and PaintMar 12, 2026
I’ll bite! @pinupsandpaint - do your worst haha
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Patrick ShanahanMar 12, 2026
Ok you are in teh queue
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Pinups and PaintMar 12, 2026
🙌🏻🙌🏻
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