Roast My Instagram

🔥 Roast: @pinupsandpaint — How a Talented Pinup Artist with 4 Publications Kills Her Own Sales by Hiding Behind Her Art Instead of Her Story

📸 @pinupsandpaint

🔗 https://instagram.com/pinupsandpaint

👥 5,768 followers · 2,258 following

📌 147 posts

📍 Huntington Station, NY

🏷️ Pinup & Burlesque Artist / Original Art & Commissions

🔥 First Impressions

"Giving pinups a modern voice, one thigh high at a time" — okay, that line is genuinely good. It's got personality, it's got a point of view, and it made me stop scrolling for a second. But then I look at the feed and I'm waiting to meet Trish. The art is there. The pinups are there. Trish? She's hiding somewhere behind the canvas. Your best line is in the bio and then you never back it up with your actual presence.

👏 What's Actually Working

→ The commission process post pulled 129 likes and 40 comments — that's your audience telling you exactly what they want. Watching an idea move from sketch to finished piece, with a real client name attached? That's a story. That's human. Keep doing that.

→ "Behind the Stockings" hit 150 likes and 38 comments — your highest engagement in this window, and it's the post where you talked about painting your first-ever pinup and what it meant to you. You opened a door. People walked through it. Notice the pattern yet?

→ That bio line. "One thigh high at a time" is quotable. That's the voice that needs to show up everywhere, not just in the header.

🔪 The Roast

Your audience is screaming at you and you keep changing the subject. The personal, vulnerable "first painting ever" post — 150 likes, 38 comments. The retirement sale announcement — 46 likes, 3 comments. That's a 3x gap between "here's my story" and "here's a transaction." You keep serving the dish people love and then disappearing into the kitchen for weeks.

You're announcing a new chapter in your work the way a corporation announces a rebrand — and it's happening twice. Two posts essentially saying "the pinups are still here but things are getting deeper." One got 145 likes, one got 65. You said the same thing twice and the audience rewarded the carousel and punished the video. Stop announcing the evolution and just show it. One piece of the new work hits harder than three posts explaining that new work is coming.

You went to a live painting event and gave me a group photo thank-you note. You painted live at a music event. That's cinematic. That's a behind-the-scenes goldmine. That's Trish in her element, brush in hand, crowd around her, music in the air. And I got 61 likes on a caption that reads like an awards speech. Where's the footage of you actually painting? Where's the chaos? Where's the moment someone in the crowd stops and stares? You were sitting on a full meal and served me a mint.

The event invitation post got 48 likes — but that's not the problem. The problem is that your closing reception at a coffee shop in Huntington Station is exactly the kind of thing that could make people fall in love with you as a person — and the post reads like a flyer taped to a telephone pole. No story. No "here's why this show matters to me." Just the logistics. People don't show up for logistics. They show up for you.

Your 2025 highlight reel buried the lead under a bullet list. Nominated to the Islip Arts Council Board of Directors. Four publications. A solo show coming. That's genuinely impressive — and you listed it like a résumé attachment. Your accomplishments aren't the story. What those accomplishments cost you is the story.

You are following 2,258 people with 5,768 followers. That ratio isn't catastrophic, but it's soft. At this stage of your work — board nominations, solo shows, live events — you should be earning followers, not trading for them.

⚡ Three Things to Fix This Week

1️⃣ Film yourself painting. This week. Not a timelapse — you, talking. You're working on the Blindfold Series. Set up your phone, hit record, and explain one symbolic decision you made in the piece — why the blindfold, what it means to you right now, what you're trying to say. Thirty seconds. No script. That raw, unpolished explanation will outperform every "new chapter" announcement you've posted combined.

2️⃣ Go back to the live painting event and do a proper post. Pull whatever footage or photos you have, pick the most chaotic or intimate moment, and write the caption you should have written then — what it felt like to paint in front of strangers with music around you, whether you were nervous, what happened when someone stopped to watch. That story has legs.

3️⃣ Rewrite the link in your bio to tell people what they're clicking into. "Discover The Art Gal-lery" is cute but vague. You have commissions open, a new series launching, and a solo show coming. Your link is a door with no sign on it. Put a sign on the door.

✍️ Bio Rewrite

Current:

"💋Pinup & Burlesque Artist 💋Commissions Policy 👇 💋Giving pinups a modern voice, one thigh high at a time. ⬇️ Discover The Art Gal-lery"

Rewrite:

"Pinup artist giving the genre a modern, symbolic edge 💋 Original paintings · commissions · Long Island, NY. One thigh high at a time. 👇 Shop + commission info"

Keeps your best line exactly where it belongs, loses the triple-lipstick-emoji formatting that reads like a menu, adds location for local discovery, and makes the call-to-action actually tell someone what they'll find when they click.

🎤 The Verdict

The art is not your problem. The work is genuinely evolving — the Blindfold Series has real symbolic weight and your audience is responding to it. Your problem is that you only let people see Trish when you're feeling sentimental, and then you go quiet for weeks and post a sales announcement. The posts where you crack the door open — your first painting, the meaning behind the snake piece, the gratitude after Christmas — those are your highest-performing content, every single time, without exception. That's not a coincidence. That's your audience telling you they came for the pinups and stayed for you. Give them more of you to stay for.

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Patrick ShanahanMar 25, 2026

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